'This lawn chair claims to be the property of an Obi-Wan Kenobi'
"I've never seen such devotion from a beach chair before..."
"You must see this droid chair safely delivered to me on St. Pete Beach ..."
"But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a beach chair..."
"This isn't the beach chair you're looking for."
But if it were, this R2-D2 armchair would cost you $39.99 on Thinkgeek.com.