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MARCH 19, 2009

Revenge trifecta: Slash tires, key nasty words into car, throw eggs

When the deputies came, the young, petite mother calmly confessed.

According to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office, Miranda Ashlee Hill, 20, went over to the house of her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend Wednesday afternoon, punctured all four of the woman's car tires and used a house key to carve the words "slut" and an expletive on the sides, as well as scratching the length of the car, trunk and hood. Miranda_hill

Then, as the finale, the report said, Hill pummeled the car with three raw eggs.

The deputy who responded to the scene said Hill (pictured) waived her Miranda Rights and confessed to    the crime in writing, a report states. The Sheriff's Office said Hill, who lives in Holiday, has children with her ex-boyfriend. She has two tattoos: Tania and Malaya, each with their birth dates.

She was arrested -- wearing an "Obamaman" T-shirt, depicting the president as a Superman figure -- and was charged with felony criminal mischief. She is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $1,000 bail.

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