Hilarious piece in The Onion by Joseph Bruneel. Here's just a sample: "When you really think about it, there's a lot to like about food. It tastes good and it's good to eat. That's all I can think of for now, but those two things alone make me like food. Furthermore, I just thought of something else: Food is probably the healthiest and best thing to put in your mouth. You can ask a doctor about that."

Ah, the Onion.

Olivier Cuevas from L'Olivier in St. Petersburg will open a second location in Ybor City on Jan. 23. This new L'Olivier is going to be a 5500-square-foot creperie and wine bar with a French cabaret show, four shows a week, two shows a night. They signed RuPaul (the famous drag queen) to be one of their acts.