Hello, dear Mouthkateers, I want to hear your seamy tales of tequila bad behavior for a Cinco de Mayo story. I have my own, which, for now, shall remain largely in the shameful yet nearly incoherent secret annals of college memories. Involving a card game called Up the River, Down the River, a lunar eclipse, missing garments and kindly people holding my hair back. But maybe that's everyone's tequila story.

People contend that the drunk tequila induces is fiercer and altogether qualitatively different than that of other booze. Not to mention more likely to cause fighting, karaoke, ring-and-runs, prank calling, mailbox bashing, cow tipping, juggling of breakables, ordering pizzas for self or unsuspecting others, and extreme misuse of toys, sporting equipment, tools and other controlled substances.

Comment here, or feel free to e-mail me privately at lreiley@sptimes.com.