Behold the Trekini 'Star Trek' swimwear line
Brought to us by the brand that totally gets us, the line includes one-piece swimswuits modeled after the ST:TNG uni — plus long-sleeve swim shirts and romper coverups to shield our skin from the star at the center of our planetary system, thus helping us geeks... (wait for it...) live long and prosper.
Though highly illogical, the Trekini line does not include bikinis. Still, the swimsuits are to die.
Related: ThinkGeek also offers a pretty rad Star Trek Hawaiian shirt for the gents, and it's the greatest.