Bosom Button keeps the girls at bay
We always get press releases for things you'd only need in a totally preposterous life scenario. Like, "Use the Stiletto Sling to expertly carry your baby by your glam shoe heel as you climb Mount Elbrus!" But every now and then, in a happy little inventor moment of clarity, one of the doohickeys makes sense.
Check this out. The Bosom Button.
It's a pin. It's cute, and it keeps your boobs from falling out of your shirt. Smart, right?
I mean, how many times have you stood in front of the mirror, contemplating whether or not your low-cut wrap dress will scandalize the nuns at church? And what do you do? You grab a safety pin and try to arrange it so the metal doesn't show, the way you watched your friend do once in the bathroom of the bar. But it never works. So what happens? You give up and either A) put on a cami that you hate, or B) scandalize the nuns.
I like the idea of just straight up pinning your shirt shut, but with a pin that isn't fugly. It's like journalistic transparency, only for fashion. "Sure, my chest was bursting to freedom, but look! A crystal!"
These are $12 each, or 3 for $25. Not bad, though I'd still like to make sure I couldn't just glue a gem to the end of a pin myself. But this is so much better than the weird hydraulic thong-hyrbid patches of lace that cover your butt crack in the winter, or whatever else is lying in the inbox dregs. Keep it simple.
Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Bosom Button