Confusing fashion of the day: Doll-a-palooza!
"So, I was just casually strolling through the Ye Olde Plain Dress Doll Emporium in Amish Pennsylvania, minding my own business and shopping for a handcrafted hickory rocker, when BAM! Completely covered in dolls. How was I supposed to know my nylon bodystocking had biochemical magnetic properties when crossed with industrial grade bleached burlap?
I SO can't go to the butter demonstration looking like this. I'm going back to the Hilton for a tumbler of Johnnie Walker. Ooh, wait... is that friendship bread? Maybe I can stay a while."
~ Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: AP. A model wears a creation by fashion designer Imane Ayissi from Cameroon during his spring-summer 2009 high fashion show in Rome Monday.