Deal Diva Mailbag Monday: GIANT HAIR BOW!
One of our newsroom clerks, Sarah, brought a large FedEx package by my desk today, and she had a skeptical look in her eye. I groaned and took the mail, terrified of what was inside. Sarah must have a sixth sense, a extrasensory perception only a fellow girl can feel, because...
Behold, dear readers, Deal Diva Mailbag Swag of the Century. A GIANT HAIR BOW:
This is by American Apparel. The pic from my iPhone is a little dark, but the bow is black velvet (in that little boy's smile), literally a foot across when it's all spread out. And I can't lie. I think it's kind of the most amazing thing ever. It makes me feel like Cindy Lou Who after a gutter punk show.
Also in the box was this -- a skintight, black velvet (in that slow, Southern style) minidress:
Kind of cute. Very small. Very 80s, reminds me of Jem and the Holograms, but I can dig it. I'm thinking this may be a throw-caution-to-the-wind New Year's Eve party outfit extraordinare. Because if you can't wear a hair bow and skintight minidress when the ball drops, when can you?
(Bow power, if you please.)
Deal Diva Stephanie