Diva in the news: reality, paging Lauren Conrad!
Score one for Heidi Montag.
Her "Hills" arch-nemesis, Lauren Conrad, just got totally dumped by Kitson, the store that carried LC's *coughcoughcoughcough* fashion line.
Kitson is a big deal in L.A., but in Tampa Bay, it doesn't register. Still, if you REALLY want to buy overpriced sundresses and leggings, you can shop online. Although they're cute, most of Lauren's dresses come in way over $100 and have the structural complexity of a hospital gown.
Meanwhile, Heidi's line, Heidiwood, was still holding fort at the Countryside Mall Anchor Blue I stopped into yesterday.
Heidi's "shorts" take their inseam cues from a thong. And I've retrieved nicer "jewelry" from a giant claw machine inside CiCi's Pizza.
Nonetheless, Heidi's "fashions" come in under $60, full price. Her logo T-shirts, for sadomasochists with no dignity, are around $30. Her pinstripe miniskirt, a pornographic dust ruffle for your butt, is $36. All the stuff is easily accessed by dress code-breakin' teens with disposable incomes everywhere.
I can't hate too much. Homegirl is making major bank. And somewhere, Spencer is laughing maniacally.
~ Deal Diva Stephanie
Photos: AP, Anchor Blue
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