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Stephanie Hayes, Katie Sanders, Kameel Stanley, & Keyonna Summers

This dress is made of chocolate. We are hungry.



You know, I've been thinking a lot about life and death lately. What's it all for? Why are we here? What happens to us after we leave these Earthly vessels? 

Through the help of fashion, I think I've figured it out. Behold the key to the mysteries of the universe:

Chocolate dress 


After we die, we all go to heaven, see. Except here's the hitch. The BAD people turn into this -- a figure made completely out of delicious, rich, dark chocolate, the likes of which the world has never tasted. And all the GOOD people, who have spent their lives being nice and dieting and giving to Easter Seals and flossing, get to chase the bad people around and EAT THEM! See? The good people win! They get all that chocolate! And the bad people get eaten. And the good people get exercise from chasing the chocolate bad people.

Except... wait. Now that I think about it, in a perfect afterlife, there should be no need to exercise. Hmm. My theory still has holes, but I'm exploring my spirituality, and that's the important thing.

I'm going to get a candy bar.

Deal Diva Stephanie

Photo: French model Laetitia Rey presents a chocolate studded dress designed by Eva Rachline, made with the help of French chocolate maker Magnum, presented in Paris at the 15th World Chocolate fair, Tuesday.

[Last modified: Thursday, May 20, 2010 5:20pm]


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