FitFlops new winter line of boots offend our eyes
OHGODWHY?
Terrifying, right? But that's not all. Feast your eyes on THESE MOON BOOTS:
These are among the latest designs from FitFlop, those sandals that are supposed to tone your legs and booty while you take regular old steps. There's a new winter line with five styles that cost $70 to $200 at Macys and Amazon.com. I mean, the chunky, traditional FitFlops are odd enough. I'd only wear these if I was snowed into a cabin in, you know, Vermont, unlikely to ever see any member of the opposite sex ever again. I might consider putting them on if my survival trekking through the fresh white powder depended on it, but you'd have to get me drunk first. Thank God it doesn't snow here.
I appreciate the FitFlops mission, but frankly I'd rather just bust out 30 wall squats, a coupla lunges and a set of box jumps, then throw on a pair of stilettos. But maybe that's just me.
Deal Diva Stephanie
(Photos from FitFlops)
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