Deal Divas

Stephanie Hayes, Katie Sanders, Shelley Rossetter, Kameel Stanley, Keeley Sheehan & Keyonna Summers

Her stumps. Her lovely lady stumps.

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July

Fergieshoes2 So, Fergie unleashed her new line of mystically stumpifying shoes at a convention in Las Vegas Tuesday.

She's teaming up with Brown Shoe, which also makes Naturalizer, Via Spiga, LifeStride and Franco Sarto to name a few. Brown Shoe owns Famous Footwear and shoes.com.

If you're 6-feet-245 and 12 pounds, you might want to partake in Fergie Ferg's tourniquet foot fash, available in spring 2009.

I might bite if she produces anything without a leg-murdering ankle strap. But seriously, judging from her collection thus far (pictured left), she just raided the wardrobe reject closet on the set of "Ben-Hur 2008: Paris Hilton Goes to Carthage."

Girl, you're so much longer and cuter than this! Break your legs free from their imperialist ties!

Will gladiators even be in style come spring? On behalf of short girls everywhere, I pray no.

~ Deal Diva Stephanie

Photo: Getty

[Last modified: Thursday, May 20, 2010 5:09pm]

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