This just in: Obama's a flip-flopper
And now for some hard-hitting political news.
While on his family vacation -- at the beach, mind you -- the President of the United States actually had the nerve to wear FLIP FLOPS. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Unlike ever before in history, the world got a glimpse of the First Feet.
Listen, Obama. We don't care if your little piggies are sick of sweating in scuffed dress shoes or high tops. We don't care if they want to frolic in the pretty Hawaiian sand. You're the leader of the free world, for goodness' sake. Michelle can get away with flashing a little skin, but you've got a certain decorum to uphold. And no, the white polo isn't enough.
Don't give us that look.
Most of us Americans have already lost any semblance of propriety in our own wardrobes. Is it so much to ask that you, our chief, set a better example?
(Or, you could just enjoy your vacation like a normal person... but don't tell anyone we said that.)
Find this man some loafers!
Deal Diva Kim