Katy Perry wears fake mustache, fools no one.
"Ooh, are those chicken satay skewers? Yum! Let me just grab a coupl… What? No, I haven’t been through the buffet line already. You insult me. Well, I don’t know what to tell you. Someone else at this party must be wearing the same sequined military bandleader uniform with thigh-high laced white boots, fishnets, tails and wrist spats, then. Because I am clearly not that person. As you can plainly see, I have a mustache. So now that we’ve cleared that up, I’ll just grab a couple of those caviar nibblers and… What? What do you mean 'classic disguise technique used in black and white films'? This is my natural facial hair, and I’m appalled at the implication. My name? Uh… Uh… Lady. Lady Hairy. Nice to meet you. For the first time. Say, are those jalapeno poppers?"
Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Katy Perry attends the Z100 Jingle Ball concert at Madison Square Garden on Friday in New York, AP.
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