Lauren Conrad collection on sale. We feel indifferent, cold.
Lauren Conrad has built a career on looking acutely disinterested on camera, then reporting back to disinterested Whitney Port and disinterested Audrina Patridge about her disinterested nights with disinterested boys. But somehow, by some cruel donut-soul swap with Satan, she's also a... uh, how do we say... fashion designer.
I generally think her fash, though not tragic, resembles the stock at $5 Fashions. And don't get me wrong -- if her stuff WAS at $5 Fashions, I would probably buy it. But L.C. has seen fit to price her wares in the hundreds, and frankly, I could staple a tablecloth around my person and come out looking the same.
But maybe there is some do-nothing teen in your life who aspires to look disinterested on camera. If so, she might flip for a genuine Lauren Conrad article. Snag one, and BOOM, you win Person of the Year! Check out the Lauren Conrad slings of elastic on sale at prices up to 70 percent off, right heah. You'll notice the models look eerily like Lauren, if Lauren were a foot taller and a contestant on Top Model. I smell control issues!
Now that I've done my Diva Duty and informed you of a sale, I'm going back to watching Pretty Woman on cable. King of Wishful Thinking just came on, and I forgot how much this song OWNS ME. Uh, bye.
~ Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Lauren Conrad Gemma Wrap, marked down from $155 to $61.97, from laurenconrad.seenon.com.