Monday Morning Fashion Haiku (Golden Globes Edition)
We could offer our most detailed and expository critique of last night's Golden Globes red carpetwear, or we could deliver it in a nice, ridy haiku. I love haiku because it's easy (5-7-5, y'all!) and it forces the poet to keep it quick, sparing us all from stanza after stanza of sniveling feelings and wistful dissections of roses and waterfalls.
Anyway, here's mine:
Nude dresses are hottt
Barbie pink is in (thanks, Claire!)
Helena, what the ...
How about you guys? Any aspiring poets out there want to haiku it up over Carson Daly's manorexia or January Jones' boobs? Go crazy!
Deal Diva Emily
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