Muffins are yummy. Muffin top? Not so much.
Divas, enough already! From hatin' on Michelle Obama's deity-like arms to Kim Kardashian's ludicrous insistence that she's a size 2, can't we all just get along? Skinny, athletic, more to love...
No matter our size, we all put on our low-rise jeans on one leg at a time. And when we do, we're reminded that we all have one thing in common: muffin top.
Regardless of how many calories you slash or hours you sweat it out to Wii Fit, your muffin top ain't goin' nowhere. When you shimmy into your True Religions on date night, it's there. When you hit the beach in your fave bikini, SURPRISE! There it is again.
You could go the Spanx route, but (A) what if the date gets hot 'n heavy and you actually want to remove said jeans? Cringe! And (B) Spanx under a bikini? Me thinks not.
Which is why Yummie Tummie is so brilliant. It's a line of shapewear that's actually designed to be seen. From leopard-print tanks to lacy camisoles, Yummie Tummie isn't just underclothing; it's clothing. The
shirts are made in three panels: a fiber blend to suck in your middle, with cotton on the top and bottom to let your bust and hips breathe.
They're on the pricey side -- $62 and up -- but hey, it's cheaper than lipo. Celeb fans range from queen-sized Oprah to itty-bitty Carrie Underwood.
Why am I telling you this? Because (A) you have muffin top. Yes you, in the Size 1 capris. Consider yourself on notice. And (B) the creator of Yummie Tummie will be in South Tampa on Thursday to dole out fashion tips. Here's the skinny -- er, the scoop.
~ Guest Deal Diva Dalia Colon








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Katie Sanders foolishly spurned pretty dresses and shoes as a child, tossing new clothes over her shoulder at birthday parties with a totally rude "no, thank you." Her drab days of monocolor outfits are over now, and she certainly knows better than to turn down free stuff. Her wardrobe mixes classic with quirk. Think blazers with statement necklaces, and lots of patterned ballet flats. She can be reached at 850) 224-7263 or
Kameel Stanley has never encountered a thrift store she didn’t like. Her mother taught her that the true value of clothes isn’t how much they cost, but how many outfits one can create from them. Having grown up in Michigan, she was delighted to learn upon moving to Florida that she almost never needed to wear socks or boots again. There’s a lot of turnover in her closet, and she’s obsessed with dresses, necklaces and wedge heels. She can be reached at (727) 893-8643 or
A disciple of the little black dress classics school, Letitia Stein stretches her budget by looking for styles with staying power. She lives for 80 percent off shoes at DSW, floral sundresses and bohemian chic tops. She confesses to being a bit of a snob when it comes to handbags and jewelry. She can be reached at (813) 226-3400 or
From camo pants and construction boots to sundresses, sweaters and sling backs, Keyonna Summers knows how to make all of it rock -- at rock bottom prices. A Detroit native, Keyonna delves into her urban roots to find fashion pairings that give a nod to street fashion while maintaining the class of the modern, professional woman. She believes in searching for affordable clothes that look expensive and can easily be dressed up or down. You won't find plaid shirts or fleece jackets in her closet; the only hiking Keyonna does is to the bargain basement. She can be reached at (727) 445-4153 or
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