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Deal Divas

Stephanie Hayes, Katie Sanders, Kameel Stanley, & Keyonna Summers

Open letter: THE MALL IS HOT

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December

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MOST ESTEEMED MALL RETAILERS,

TIMES ARE HARD. WE GET IT. THERE ARE MANY USEFUL WAYS TO PINCH PENNIES. CHEAPER BAGS? LOWER INTEREST RATE AT THE BANK? CIRCUS PEANUTS IN LIEU OF PAYCHECKS? THEY'RE FOAMY!

BUT LISTEN GOOD. IF I'M GOING TO SPEND THE NEXT THREE MONTHS' GROCERY-SLASH-SHOE BUDGET ON TRAGIC GIFTS INCLUDING KITTY KAT KALENDARS AND GIFT CARDS TO BOB'S HOUSE OF STOOPID, THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS NOT CRANK THE THERMOSTAT TO 89-POINT-BOILING DEGREES TO CUT CORNERS ON YOUR ELECTRIC BILL.

SWEATING WHILE LUGGING 15 BAGS BLOWS, GOT IT? I WANT POLAR ICE CAP. ARCTIC TUNDRA. MILWAUKEE IN JANUARY. DO WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING?

I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.

WARMEST REGARDS OF THE SEASON,

DEAL DIVA STEPHANIE

[Last modified: Thursday, May 20, 2010 5:12pm]

    

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