An open letter to my skirt
I know you're not used to the leggings underneath you, but it's freaking chilly out today and I had no choice. I need you to stop being a scared little jerk and CLINGING when I WALK. Because seriously, I am thisclose to Googling "murdering static cling," and the end result won't be pretty for you, skirt.
Look, I'm not trying to be mean. This winter has been hard for everyone. It takes cooperation and creativity from all of us -- from the tired blazer I've worn 80 times to the boots with worn out heel tips to the tank tops suffering from crippling depression. But we have to be strong, skirt. This is almost over. It's supposed to be in the 70s next week, so just relax and let go of the leggings.
Deal Diva Stephanie