Oscar fashion 2009: Snark live with the Divas!
Of course you do. That's "Bucket-O-Nuts" Bjork and her infamous swan dress from the 2001 Oscars. Not only did she have the stones to wear a deceased waterfowl around her neck, she actually LAID AN EGG on the red carpet to the tune of hundreds of flash bulbs. What I love most is the coy expression on her face. Like, "Oh my goodness, did that Eggland's Best Extra Large Farm Fresh Handbag just fall from my petticoat? I didn't expect THAT to happen!"
The Deal Divas will be hanging out together Sunday night blogging LIVE right here as the celebs roll down the red carpet on their Crazy Trains.
We'd love to chat with you during the pre-show in the blog's comment section, because we know y'all. You're gonna be curled up on the couch in your Slanket, spoon-eating straight peanut butter you're 84 PERCENT SURE isn't poisoned with salmonella.You're gonna unleash the evil when inevitably, Cameron Diaz shows up looking like she wants to stabaho and Tilda Swinton models an ironically-belted crushed velvet curtain from the 2005 Martha Stewart K-Mart collection.
Don't you want someone to share the moment with? Because seriously, your husband doesn't care.
So join the Divas right here starting at 5 p.m. Sunday for all the snark you can handle. Then, mosey over to Times film critic Steve Persall's Reeling in the Years blog for more live Oscar chattage! Long live Bjork!
~ Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo of Glory: Times files