Oscar fashion recap: J.Lo, Sandra Bullock, Gabourey Sidibe and more!
Well, what did you think? I was a little underwhelmed. Nobody left me drooling, but there was a fair amount of crazy, which is always fun. Here are the Deal Diva highlights from Oscar red carpet 2010. Who did we miss?
Sarah Jessica Parker in Chanel
When SJP got invited last minute, she whipped her satin sheets off the bed and found a BeDazzler. As usual, Matthew Broderick just sighed.
Jennifer Lopez in Armani Prive
You guys! We figured out what happens at the end of LOST! The Smoke Monster finds Jennifer Lopez and swallows her whole on the way to the Oscars! Sorry for the spoiler.
Carey Mulligan in Fred Leighton
The waif of the moment balanced her non-hair with serious earrings. Later, she reported a ten percent muscle gain in her neck.
Charlize Theron in Dior
Newly single Charlize has apparently taken up with a very handsy set of springtime rosebuds. That sort of groping is best left in the limo, kids. This is a family show.
Zoe Saldana in Givenchy
Remember high school Spanish class, when you had tragic substitutes who forced you to make those fiesta flowers with crepe paper and twist ties? Hmm? Oh, no reason.
Helen Mirren in Badgley Mischka
Does this woman ever fail? Instead of, you know, astronaut Barbie and school teacher Barbie and CEO Barbie, can we please have a Helen Mirren Barbie? We want to be her.
Molly Ringwald in WEDONTKNOW. HELP.
Girlfriend brought it. Molly is so confident, just daring you to bring up the floppy hat and pearls from Pretty in Pink. Go on, people. Make a Jake Ryan joke. She will cut you.
Vera Farmiga in Marchesa
The Deal Diva jury was out on Sandy’s gown. Too matronly? Too reflective? Just right? One thing is certain — we think we can see an underwear line, and that makes us die.
Diane Kruger in Chanel
It’s just so wrong. Imagine. Sneaking up on Diane and toilet papering her body right before the Oscars? We love a good prank as much as anyone, but come on.
Gabourey Sidibe in Marchesa
Deal Diva Stephanie