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Stephanie Hayes, Katie Sanders, Kameel Stanley, & Keyonna Summers

Red, nude and Mystic Tan all over: Deal Divas Emmy fashion recap!

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September

If you missed our live Twitter feed from last night's Emmy's red carpet, here's a recap, hash tags and all! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook so you never have to miss one bad Joan Collins joke ever again! I didn't realize it at the time, but after reviewing the tweets in total, I guess the fashion was pretty underwhelming. As always, red carpet Haterade should be taken with a grain of salt. We all know we dish it while wearing hideous pajamas and no makeup while shoveling grease into our faces.

Let's commence!

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I might like Julianne Hough's gown, but the color is like school cafeteria barf powder. It never fails that someone picks it.

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Dear arm-having women of the world: A cap sleeve or muscle-cut is really hard to pull off. #katewinslet #dianaagron

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Diana Agron is REALLY pretty. But this is a little too Doralee Rhodes in Nine to Five for me.

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Sarah Hyland in Christian Siriano. It's safe to say all the Deal Divas are obsessed with him.

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Heidi Klum is also wearing Christian Siriano. Not as crazy about this one. It appears to have explosive eczema.

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Gwyneth Paltrow. WE GET IT. WE'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU. YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BELLY SHIRT.

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Amy Poehler appears to be wearing a speed skating uniform. #tight

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Ian Somerhalder will be playing the role of 1989's Jesse Katsopolis. #mullet

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Zooey Deschanel said her dress has pockets "for donuts later." THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. #donuts

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Is that a leather lapel on Jon Cryer's suit? Duckie would be proud of that move.

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Evan Rachel Wood looks great, but I'm not sure about the mom-licked hair. I get it, though. Short hair fancy is hard.

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Joel McHale must have mugged a caterer on the way in to get that suit. #whitedinnerjacket

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Wouldn't snacks fall down the bodice of Julianna Margulies' dress? You must always prepare for snacks.

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Taraji P. Henson's dress looks like a really expensive lampshade at a granny's house.

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Christina Hendricks doesn't like to talk about her chest. Ok. But... um... #nevermind

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DARREN CRISS, GLASSES, WHY? Those were last seen on David Koresh!

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Paula Abdul has made style strides since the days of MC Skat Kat. And, well... yesterday.

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WOW. Lea Michele is channeling Alexis Colby Carrington. I can't possibly be mad at that. #joancollins

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Cat Deeley is like 8,090 feet tall. I hate her. #justkidding #kindof

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Cobie Smulders in blue. I love when people wear actual colors. Also, I love How I Met Your Mother. #slapsgiving

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Seriously, did Giuliana Rancic betray the clerk at Mystic Tan? Has she been eating too many carrots? Is that a real thing? #betacarotine

Deal Diva Stephanie

Photos: Getty and AP

[Last modified: Monday, September 19, 2011 12:57pm]

    

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