If you missed our live Twitter feed from last night's Emmy's red carpet, here's a recap, hash tags and all! Follow us on Twitter and Facebook so you never have to miss one bad Joan Collins joke ever again! I didn't realize it at the time, but after reviewing the tweets in total, I guess the fashion was pretty underwhelming. As always, red carpet Haterade should be taken with a grain of salt. We all know we dish it while wearing hideous pajamas and no makeup while shoveling grease into our faces.

Let's commence!

I might like Julianne Hough's gown, but the color is like school cafeteria barf powder. It never fails that someone picks it.

Dear arm-having women of the world: A cap sleeve or muscle-cut is really hard to pull off. #katewinslet #dianaagron

Diana Agron is REALLY pretty. But this is a little too Doralee Rhodes in Nine to Five for me.

Sarah Hyland in Christian Siriano. It's safe to say all the Deal Divas are obsessed with him.

Heidi Klum is also wearing Christian Siriano. Not as crazy about this one. It appears to have explosive eczema.

Gwyneth Paltrow. WE GET IT. WE'RE PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU. YOU DON'T NEED TO WEAR A BELLY SHIRT.

Amy Poehler appears to be wearing a speed skating uniform. #tight

Ian Somerhalder will be playing the role of 1989's Jesse Katsopolis. #mullet

Zooey Deschanel said her dress has pockets "for donuts later." THAT IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. #donuts

Is that a leather lapel on Jon Cryer's suit? Duckie would be proud of that move.

Evan Rachel Wood looks great, but I'm not sure about the mom-licked hair. I get it, though. Short hair fancy is hard.

Joel McHale must have mugged a caterer on the way in to get that suit. #whitedinnerjacket

Wouldn't snacks fall down the bodice of Julianna Margulies' dress? You must always prepare for snacks.

Taraji P. Henson's dress looks like a really expensive lampshade at a granny's house.

Christina Hendricks doesn't like to talk about her chest. Ok. But... um... #nevermind

DARREN CRISS, GLASSES, WHY? Those were last seen on David Koresh!

Paula Abdul has made style strides since the days of MC Skat Kat. And, well... yesterday.

WOW. Lea Michele is channeling Alexis Colby Carrington. I can't possibly be mad at that. #joancollins

Cat Deeley is like 8,090 feet tall. I hate her. #justkidding #kindof

Cobie Smulders in blue. I love when people wear actual colors. Also, I love How I Met Your Mother. #slapsgiving

Seriously, did Giuliana Rancic betray the clerk at Mystic Tan? Has she been eating too many carrots? Is that a real thing? #betacarotine

Deal Diva Stephanie

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