Review: Big Sexy Sterile-Smelling Hair
But I've always been intrigued by a single canister holding court at the top of the shelf at Target. It's HUGE, it's RED, and it says this: BIG SEXY HAIR. This appeals to my most primordial Dolly Parton, and eventually, I had to have it.
I shelled out $15 bucks, ran home, and tore off the cap, bracing to be seductively transmogrified by the exotic scent of, uh, burnt sienna fairy dust, or whathaveyou.
It smells like an operating room. I'm SO MAD.
That said, the stuff could hold up in a Weather Channel maelstrom exclusive, which, given my job as a journalist in Florida, could one day come in handy. I'll just have to pack perfume.
~ Deal Diva Stephanie