Rihanna Rolling Stone cover takes jorts to terrifying levels
I don't even know what to think anymore, fashion fans.
Have I just gotten old? Is my time on this orb fleeting? Because I'm pretty sure I just passed out and had to be revivied with some spirt of hartshorn and a chorus of When the Roll is Called Up Yonder. Sext all you want, but it does not make sparkling denim thong chaps and Sideshow Bob hair defensible.
That said, this had made me think. Deal Diva Emily has a wonderful backyard urban farm here in town. If I wear these, I'm sure to take first place in the "shortest jorts" contest at her next party. But is it worth my soul?
Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Rolling Stone