Rihanna wears a webbed, winged jumpsuit
You guys! Breaking news! Rihanna, shown here Thursday at the Echo Awards in Berlin, has reportedly quit the music business.
She will now set forth on an illustrious career as a sugar glider, a tiny marsupial with webbing between its arms and body! It glides on air and fits adorably in your front shirt pocket!
We wish her all the best!
Deal Diva Stephanie