Skivvies on sale. Chips on standby.
It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show, a glittery spectacle of pretty underthings that plummets our self esteem to the planet's molten core. It's the night we systematically devour an entire bag of Baked Lays, because they're healthy, then move to the dark depths of the fridge to eat peanut better straight from the jar because Baked Lays suck. It's the night we watch Heidi Klum, who has pushed out three babies, prance around with washboard abs and a glimmer of sex in her, uh, eye. It's the night we wear the worst pajamas in history, the ones with the hole in the crotch, and we refuse to change the channel because we are masochists.
To help adjust for the cost of therapy, Vicki's is offering a sale through this evening -- 20 percent off your entire online purchase. Use code GET20.
And watch the show at 10 p.m. tonight on CBS, if you dare.
~ Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Heidi "What Kids?" Klum in a shot from tonight's show, taped earlier, by AP