Stephanie's take: Venus Williams, mon dieu!
(Editor's note: The Deal Divas were so shocked by this situation, two of them scrambled to air concerns at the exact same time unknown to each other. Double the posts, double the fun, double the trauma!)
Bonjour Venus Williams,
Eet has come to zee attention of zee French Open management zhat you have violated our nation's basic standards of decency. You believe you are, how we say, "à la mode" with zee fashions, but leesten, mon petit. The truth known to God and man ees this: You are naked as zee hare in winter.
Mon Dieu, poppet! Zee management understands zee flattering aspects of a flesh tone on occasion, and certainly your posterior is in bonne shape, cherie! But thees has gone too far. Citizens have been arresteed for much less, oui?
In lieu of an eight million euro penalty, zee French Open management asks you to kindly reconseeder zee hue of zee yogging shorts for next match. It ees with enorme respect that we submit our request, Venus de Milo. And for zee record, we are in no way influenced by your culturally relevant Moulin Rouge corset and tutu. But just between us, eet is ferosh.
Au revoir,
Zee French Open
Deal Diva Stephanie
Photos: Venus Williams plays Switzerland's Patty Schnyder during their first round match of the French Open tennis tournament at the Roland Garros stadium in Paris Sunday, AP.
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