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Stephanie Hayes, Katie Sanders, Kameel Stanley, & Keyonna Summers

Ugliest designer bag ... ever



katespade.jpegKate Spade, darling:

Forgive me, dear, it's been too long since we caught up at the Vineyard. How darling you looked in fuschia and tangerine, the perfect compliment to our mimosas. I felt downright dowdy in my J.Crew A-line. Bless you for inspiring me to become a more peppy preppy.

I'm sorry that I missed you when I popped by your store this week looking for a spring bag. Instead of your usual taste, I found what, well, I just have to say it: A strangled flamingo for $275.

I'm being brazen, dear, so forgive me. But I am worried. Have you been having headaches, dizziness or other signs that should be examined by a neurologist? I'd say you were just having one bad day, but I see you also are selling a convertible clutch, for $325, in which the flamingo's head twists about alarmingly.

Darling, please explain... have you lost your mind?!?


Deal Diva Letitia

[Last modified: Wednesday, April 27, 2011 10:03am]


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