UPDATE: Charming Charlie sparkly lanyard fail
Er, remember when I raved about a sparkly lanyard I found for $15 at Charming Charlie, the huge accessories store in WestShore Plaza? Remember? I was so excited. You could not bring me down from my glittering cloud of glory. My work days had been brightened, hope restored, etc. Here it was:
And, here it is now:
The gems were apparently glued on with fairy spit. I've been wearing this thing for less then two months now, and the portion around my neck is bald as a grandpa. I keep finding these little black things stuck to my torso, and my first thought is always that it's a baby cockroach or a boll weevil or a termite in a trench coat. It's been pretty disturbing.
It felt wrong not to update you. Save your $15 for a lanyard that will not leave you feeling as if you just stepped out of Joe's Apartment: The Reckoning.
Deal Diva Stephanie