Venus Williams revisted. Sacrebleu!
Vee meet again, Venus Williams.
Mon ami! Merci zo much for wearing a skirt zhat flows southward to zee Rhone River, if you know what we mean. Tres bien! Thees skirt does not scandalize our eyes like zhat tutu of yesteryear, pumpkeen muffeen.
But s'il vous plait, Crepe Suzette! Ees zhat a fleshy yogging short we spy under zee skirt? What did we tell vou about zhat? Sacrebleu! One woosh of whind and zees is another crime against childreen, oui?
Even your seester looks skepteecal, Venus Fly Trap. Thees is a woman who once wore knee-high Nike spats!
Vou have worn us down, Mademoiselle. Proceed as planned. We vill bee in Cannes, drinking away zee sorrows with zee ghost of Lindsay Lohan.
Zee French Open management
Deal Diva Stephanie
Photo: Serena and venus Williams play a women's double first round match against Belgium's Kirsten Flipkens and Thailand's Tamarine Tanasugarn for the French Open tennis tournament at the Roland Garros stadium in Paris Tuesday, AP.