Does Mrs. Puff teach in Florida?
A Florida teacher (and SpongeBob fan) sends us a link to a video (sorry, no embedding available) that she says "actually captures the essence of SB 6!"
Mr. Fitz: Good morning Mrs. Puff. I'm Mr. Fitz. I represent the boating teachers accreditation bureau. As you know, your teaching certification is up for renewal. However, we have noticed there have been an unusually large number of failings from this classroom.
Mrs. Puff: That's impossible. In all my years of teaching, only one student has failed my class.
Mr. Fitz: Yes. But he's failed 1,258,056 times.
Check it out. Then check back later today to see what happens to SB 6. The governor's decision could come as early as today.