Those farts don't amuse this bus driver
Lakeland eighth-grader Jonathan Locke Jr. got a three-day bus suspension after his bus driver wrote him up for farting too much.
"Jonathan passes gas on the bus to make the other children laugh and it is so stink [sic] that you can't breathe after he does it," the bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form, as the Lakeland Ledger reports.
Passing gas isn't itself a crime in the Polk code of conduct. But causing a disturbance on the bus is.
Young Jonathan, who already attends a last-chance school after being expelled for fighting, has proclaimed his innocence. He blamed "a kid who sits in front of me."
His dad, meanwhile, has to leave work to pick him up from school.