There's no way we're letting this piggy bank move out!
Will Smith has made it clear in a new interview his son Jaden is nowhere neear going to be set free from him or mom Jada Pinkett, so you can stop worrying about his parenting right now. Not that you really were, but Will confirms he's not as crazy as we thought.
"Yeah, that was a joke! I made a joke," he told Haute Living magazine about his jibe that Jaden could move out if he had a bigger movie than dad. "He is definitely not going anywhere; he is so scared of being out on his own. Willow is probably going to be emancipated before Jaden!"
He did say that his way of parenting was reflective of how he was raised. Now it's time to totally misconstrue something else he says.Full Story
Joe, you are an inspiration to creepers everywhere.
Former Girls Gone Wild sleaze peddler Joe Francis is waiting to be sentenced after his conviction for false imprisonment and assault, but he only has one word for his jury (well, several, really): They all need to be shot for being idiots. Way to make your case, cool guy.
"I want that jury to know that each and every one of you are mentally f--ing retarded and you should be euthanized because, as Darwin said, you have naturally selected yourself," he told The Hollywood Reporter. "You are the weakest members of the herd. Goodbye! And if that jury wants to convict me because I didn't show up, which is the only reason why they did, then, you know, they should all be lined up and shot!"Full Story
Jon is 51. He has no more patience for these shenanigans.
Speaking of Justin Bieber, elder statesman of rock Jon Bon Jovi had some choice words for the YouTube star, calling him an "a--hole" for going onstage two hours late in London in March. Jon gives arena concerts for $12 tickets, so he knows what he's talking about.
“Every generation has guys that do that, none of that is new," Bon Jovi told the U.K.'s Standardabout Bieber making the audience wait. “They run the risk of disrespecting their audience members who have worked hard to pay for their ticket, to give you the permission to take two or three hours of their lives — or in that kid’s case, 80 minutes of their lives." Sick burn. But wait, there's more.Full Story
If you ever suspected Justin Bieber gets wild and crazy during the parties at his Calabasas, Calif., mansion, rest assured you'll never know. Even if you get invited, you won't be able to tell anyone, because he makes people sign a release making them liable for $5 million in damages if you blab.
TMZ got ahold of the waiver form the singer allegedly requires people to approve, saying you can't talk about what happens inside the house, including "physical health, or the philosophical, spiritual or other views or characteristics" of Bieber or any of the other guests. That means no talking about getting high.Full Story
Dennis Lehane will have another movie on the big screen soon, with the author preparing to write the screenplay for Travis McGee, starring Leonardo DiCaprio. It's not based on one of Lehane's books, of course, but until Ben Affleck finishes the Ybor City-set Live by Night, it'll have to do.
Travis McGee will be based on the 1964 John D. MacDonald novel The Deep Blue Good-By, and will feature a 6-foot-4 monster of a man in the titular character. We're assuming he will be played by DiCaprio, because The Hollywood Reporter doesn't specify. Of course, Hollywood also had Tom Cruise play Jack Reacher, so who knows?Full Story
Speaking of Melissa McCarthy, you may have noticed the season finale of her show Mike & Molly was yanked Monday night. That's because it was about tornado ripping through the town.
After tornados destroyed much of Moore, Okla., Monday afternoon, CBS pulled the show and replaced it with a rerun, the AP reports. It will air the season finale "at an appropriate date." There was no further word on when that might be.Full Story
Melissa McCarthy is using her new directoral powers for good and not evil, it seems, because the comedian fired an extra on the set of her latest movie for allegedly abusing her kid. The extra's own kid. So much for that $58 per diem.
TMZ says a woman in her 20s had brought her 4- or 5-year-old daughter with her Monday to the Wilmington, N.C., set of Tammy, a movie McCarthy is directing with husband Ben Falcone. The kid was causing a ruckus all day and being disruptive, so the mom had been telling her to pipe down. But when the extra allegedly snatched the child up by the wrist, McCarthy went into maternal mode and canned the extra.Full Story
Sure, why not? Also, Sasquatch stole Kristen's car, and Prince was going to officiate at their wedding.
The Schadenfreude-laden details of Robert Pattinson leaving Kristen Stewart are marching on, with the Interwebs plastered with photos of Rob packing up and leaving her house. But now E! points out Katy Perry is all mixed up in it. Everyone loves a love triangle!
E! says Perry is a friend of the couple, and was supposed to be at Pattinson's 27th birthday last week. He also left the Met Gala in New York with the singer, and now Stewart. That's plenty of damning evidence to put them together, by gossip site logic, so an unnamed source says Perry "played a role, as one of many reasons" the couple broke up.Full Story
Of course, they never take photos of the people who aren't famous.
Comic actor Zach Galifianakis isn't joking about his date for the Monday premiere of The Hangover Part III. He took an 87-year-old former laundry worker whom he saved from homelessness. What? We told you it wasn't funny.
Galiafianakis has known Elizabeth "Mimi" Haist for almost 20 years, the New York Daily News says, meeting her in 1994 when he moved into an apartment around the corner from the L.A. laundromat where she volunteered for tips.
He stopped going to the business after The Hangover caught fire, but two years ago found out Haist was homeless. So he did what any rich person would obviously do: He set her up in a one-bedroom apartment in Santa Monica, and has been paying her rent and buying her groceries ever since. He even got Renee Zellweger to furnish the place for Haist.Full Story
Barbara Walters' grown daughter is still causing trouble, getting arrested in Collier County on Sunday for DUI. Well, you knew there was a Florida connection there, of course.
Jacqueline Danforth, 44, was caught by the county sheriff near Naples and was released on $1,000 bail, TMZ reports. There aren't any other details at the moment.
Danforth was adopted as an infant by Walters and her ex-husband Lee Guber in 1968 (the couple divorced in 1976). She had some rough years as a teenager, doing drugs and getting into trouble. She had cleaned up and was running a trouble girls program in Maine for awhile, the site says, but that seems to be over.Full Story
We're still waiting for the official word, but campfire chatter in the music and TV biz says Kelly Rowland and Paulina Rubio are going to be the next two judges on The X Factor. Well, as long as they pick the best and brightest among A-list celebrities.
The Destiny's Child singer and the Mexican singer and actress are still in talks to replace Britney Spears and L.A. Reid, Deadline.com reports, but it's only a matter of time. Rubio was a singing coach on mexican children's singing show La Voz Kids, while Rowland was on The X Factor in the U.K.Full Story
As soon as we shared E! supposed scoop on Beyonce being pregnant again, we knew we had to hedge our bets. After all, we're talking about an industry that declares a woman pregnant (or just plain obese) if they so much as eat breakfast that day.
Citing an alleged Instagram post that can't be verified, Vanity Fair says Be lashed out at gossip-mongers by writing, “I can't really change peoples minds who believe them, all I can do is sit back and laugh at these low life people who have nothing better to do than talk about me.” Never mind that her paychecks depend on people talking about her, but whatever.Full Story
The gossip world is tittering about the sequel to Robert Pattinson's breakup with Kristen Stewart, with all sorts of anonymous sources saying they were having problems all this time. Well yeah, you usually have problems when someone cheats on the other person with a director.
"All this stuff came up," a source toldUs Weekly, mostly "about the cheating, about how selfish she always is, about how moody she always is." Gee, it's almost like she's on the drugs or something. Liberty Ross learned the hard way how her husband Rupert Sanders can mess things up. Ross filed for divorce earlier this year, and now R-Pattz is looking for the exit from his half of that affair, too.Full Story
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