Certainly Edna Mode had a hand in the creation of this swimsuit.
Move over Justin Bieber, the Kardashians are taking over Miami Beach. (And Miami Beach better watch out because Kim K is fresh off a car accident in Beverly Hills.)
The entire family — in town to celebrate the opening of their new Dash Boutique store, according to USA Today — have been seen, mainly via their own Instagram profiles, hanging out around the Versace mansion and whatnot. The usual for Kim, Kylie, Khloe, Kourtney and mom Kris Jenner. Nothing special. Certainly nothing to get excited about.
But this … this we couldn’t ignore.
Kim Kardashian posted a selfie from inside the mansion on Wednesday, and hot damn, does she look good! We’re on board with that. What we can’t get past when it comes to her bikini shot is this: Kim captioned the photo, “Yep stole Kylie’s bikini...she’s not getting it back.”
Yes, 33-year-old curvy — so very, very curvy — mother-of-a-tiny-baby Kim actually expects us to believe that she is wearing the same barely-there cutout bikini that her 16-year-old, runway-thin sister Kylie Jenner was wearing, also documented via Instagram that day. …Full Story
Matt and Amy Roloff are separated — by a whole back yard.
Little People, big breakup. Matt and Amy Roloff have decided to separate after 26 years of marriage.
In a clip from a TLC special that will air on March 25, the Little People, Big World stars reveal that Matt has moved out of their home outside of Portland, Ore.
“Though we have weathered many storms together, we recently made the tough decision to engage in a trial separation,” the couple told People on Wednesday.
Matt’s not venturing too far into the big world, though. He’ll be living in the guest house on the family’s farm.
“Amy and I are separated,” he says in a clip from the March 25 episode. “Last year was long, long and tough. Amy and I had a lot of tensions so right around Thanksgiving I thought I would move over to the bridal house for a little bit and we’ll try that.”
The couple still works together to manage the farm and raise their three children — twins Jeremy and Zach, 23, Molly, 20, and Jacob, 17.
“You can call it a separation if you want, a trial separation, but it’s more of just giving each other some space,” said Matt, who claims he never felt at home in his family’s house. …Full Story
Where were Spock and his logical reasoning when Chris needed them?
Hollywood dreamboat and Juice* crush Chris Pine was charged with driving drunk in New Zealand, ABC News reports. What exactly did New Zealand expect? Captain Kirk always was a reckless navigator. (See: Opening scene of 2009’s Star Trek.)
The 33-year-old actor was arrested at a routine police checkpoint on March 1 after leaving the wrap party for Z for Zacharia. Because cabs — er, uh, luxury black town cars provided by the venue and not driven by alleged drunkards — are just uncool.
Casey Crawford, manager of Methven’s Blue Pub, told The Press that Pine was celebrating on Feb. 28 with his co-stars and Icelandic beauty queen girlfriend Iris Bjork Johannesdottir. Pine was drinking beer and didn’t seem to be wasted, Crawford told The Press.
“Chris was really good. They were a good crowd, the whole lot of them,” he said.
Transportation was provided, but for some reason Pine decided to get behind the wheel. The Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit star had been filming Zacharia in the land of Kiwis with co-stars Chiwetel Ejiofor (12 Years a Slave) and Margot Robbie (The Wolf of Wall Street), who was at the party. …Full Story
Lindsay's taking kiss and tell to a whole new level.
Is this for real?
In Touch got its hands on a list allegedly penned by none other than Lindsay Lohan that names 36 of the Hollywood heartthrobs she’s slept with. Multiple eyewitnesses confirm this did in fact go down during a shindig at the Beverly Hilton Hotel on Jan. 30.
The names, written on what appears to be a Scattergories playing card, include Justin Timberlake, Zac Efron, Adam Levine, Joaquin Phoenix and Heath Ledger. Impressive. Also, awkward.
“It was her personal conquest list,” a source who allegedly watched Lohan write it told In Touch. “She was trying to impress her friends with the list and then tossed it aside … They were giggling and talking s--- about people in the industry.”
The 27-year-old Mean Girls star even had trouble remembering all of the A-listers she’s bedded. She paused “as if she had to remind herself of who they were,” the insider said.
Half of the 36 names — likely the juicier half — were blurred out for legal reasons.
“The list has some pretty big names on it, and they’re not all single guys,” asource said. “This getting out now could rock several Hollywood relationships to the core.” …Full Story
Selena Gomez is all up on Justin Bieber again.
Just a little Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez kissy-kissy face update: Remember that private dance sesh the on-again-off-again couple shared at Action Dance Studio in McAllen, Texas, over the weekend? Sure you do. Well, Justin posted a video of their choreographed dance on Instagram on Tuesday, and by the time the Canadian singer/menace had taken it down, it was the Internet’s property and our obligation to watch. Now, sadly, we can’t unsee it.
In the clip, a shirtless Biebs acts out the lyrics to John Legend’s Ordinary People before pinning Selena against a wall, where she wraps her legs around his torso.
Our big takeaways: Justin can dance, Selena can strut, and yet somehow these two look very awkward together.
Bieber also wooed his ex with a surprise performance at the Scooter Braun Projects Sunday Funday Showcase during 2014 SXSW in Texas on Sunday. Before the song, he gave a shoutout to his lady, who was in the audience at Banger’s Sausage House and Beer Garden. Because nothing says romance like Banger’s Sausage House and Beer Garden. …Full Story
Steve and Terri forever! (The tortoise is dead too. RIP tortoise.)
It’s been eight years since the world’s most beloved Crocodile Hunter died in a freak accident via stingray barb to the heart. Now, for the first time, Steve Irwin’s cameraman and diving partner is speaking out about the Animal Planet star’s tragic death.
In an interview with Australian morning show Studio 10 on Sunday, Justin Lyons recalled, “We’re saying to him things like, 'Think of your kids, Steve, hang on, hang on, hang on. And he just sort of calmly looked up at me and said, 'I’m dying,’ and that was the last thing he said.”
Irwin died in 2006 at the age of 44 while filming off the coast of Australia.
According to Lyons, rumors that the wildlife advocate provoked the stingray were false. The man whom Irwin often called his “right hand man” and "best mate" said the ray was swimming away when, almost inexplicably, it flipped out. …Full Story
Oh yeah. And Lena was at SXSW on Monday. Busy 'Girl.'
Lena Dunham doesn’t embarrass easily, what with her frequent nakedness and all, but she’s definitely blushing over a molestation joke she made on Twitter on Sunday, and the worst part is, it wasn’t even funny.
Just after she wrapped her gig as host on Saturday Night Live, the Girls multi-hyphenate found herself defending some of her skits, Us Weekly reports. One of which was a scene in which she stripped down to play Eve, as in of Adam and.
A fan (?) tweeted, “you don’t always have to get naked!” to which Dunham, 27, replied, “Please tell that to my uncle, mister. He’s been making me!”
The Internet didn’t react too kindly, and Lena deleted her tweet. “I just made and deleted a not so great molestation joke. Sorry guys. I am really sleepy,” she wrote, adding. “SNL has a way bigger audience than our usual cozy girls audience, so I was seeing a rash of very different kinds of twitter rage. But I should know better, and do. Even naked girls get embarrassed. Sleep well and thanks for an amazing weekend.”Full Story
Master Chef judge Graham Elliot is the incredible shrinking man, and he’s totally in the right to humble brag about it. Elliot underwent weight loss surgery in July 2013 and has been keeping fans updated via social media ever since. On Friday he posted a side-by-side comparison of his old and in-progress bodies on Instagram. “Weight Loss Update: down 150lbs, currently at 255. Thanks everyone for the continued support! #Health #Family #Life #Change,” he wrote. According to People, Elliot, 37, underwent a sleeve gastrectomy at the University of Chicago Medical Center when he reached nearly 400 pounds. “In the past I would get stressed and ask craft services for cookies and candy,” he said. “But now I know my stomach is the size of a banana and I need to have food that just gives me energy.”Full Story
Who's betting on a full head of hair on this kid?
ICYMI on the red carpet last week, Best Actor nominee Christian Bale’s wife Sandra “Sibi” Blazic is with child. The American Hustle star was seen pointing to his wife’s belly before the Academy Awards at the Dolby Theater, but so far the notoriously private 40-year-old actor is staying mum about his lady’s pregnancy. It’s pretty obvious, though. Sibi is majorly preggo, and E! News confirmed the good news, despite not being able to get a comment out of Bale’s rep. The couple are already proud parents of a daughter who turns 9 this month.Full Story
One step forward, two steps back.
McAllen, Texas, completely lost its cool on Friday when on-again, off-again couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez descended upon the city to have a little PDA with their breakfast, according to tweets aplenty. Gomez was in town for her first concert since she checked into rehab earlier this year.
“Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber came in with his bodyguards a little after 10:30 in the morning for breakfast and were here for an hour and a half,” Lori Johnson, manager of Don Pepe’s McAllen Mexican restaurant, told People.
“They were kissing,” Johnson added. “They were sitting next to each other hugging and kissing in front of the staff. They weren’t hiding it and seemed to be boyfriend and girlfriend.”
Selena, Selena, Selena. Haven’t you been watching the news? Or Twitter?
Bieber, 20, ate huevos rancheros and Gomez, 21, had pork chops with grilled onions, tomatoes and jalapeños. (Don’t pretend you weren’t wondering.) They followed up their morning get-together with a stop at a perfume shop and a coffee date at Starbucks.
Later that night, the pair spent two hours at a private dance studio where they seemed “really close and into each other,” according to the owner. …Full Story
Maybe things will calm down around here now that Khloe's queen of Justin's former castle.
What an excellent way to keep her name in the news! Khloe Kardashian has agreed to buy Justin Bieber’s Calabasas party pad — the mansion at the center of his egging investigation — for a mere $7.2 million.
“I’m very happy. It’s been a little hush-hush, but we’ve known for a little while,” neighbor and egging victim Suzie Schwartz told the New York Daily News on Thursday. “I’ll take a Kardashian over a Bieber any day of the week,” she said. “I’m sure she’s harmless. And I hope it’s great for her. I’m sure it will be great for us.”
The news comes about a month after Khloe sold her nearby Tarzana mansion — where she lived with estranged husband and former NBA player Lamar Odom — to Big Bang Theory actress and newlywed Kaley Cuoco.
Bieber bought the home in The Oaks gated community in 2012 but quietly put it on the market after all the crazy that unfolded there in January (e.g. egging, raid, drug arrest). …Full Story
'Merica. Also, Aaron Carter is having a 13-year-hard time getting over HIlary Duff.
This is the weirdest. Aaron Carter — you know, the younger brother of Nick Carter, you know, the most famous guy in Backstreet Boys — is melting down on Twitter over Hilary Duff, whom he dated when he was 13. That was half his lifetime ago!
On Wednesday, the singer (rapper?), now 26, retweeted a stunning photo of Hilary, also 26. Harmless, but a little creepy considering he dated the Lizzie McGuire star for a year and a half when they were teens, then “got a little bored” with her, according to what he told Entertainment Weekly in 2006, then started dating Lindsay Lohan, then got back with Hilary and finally cheated on her with her best friend.
So, after Aaron retweeted said stunning photo of Hilary (now a mom to 22-month-old son Luca with estranged hockey-playing husband Mike Comrie), he wrote, “Don’t be that stupid douche that loses the love of your life forever.. Like me...” Then he went on, “I’ll spend the rest of my life trying to better myself to get back to her. I don’t care what ANY of you think.”
Eep. A little stalkery. …Full Story
Katy said she rejected Miley's advances, and a feud was born.
She kissed a girl and didn’t seem to like it so much this time.
Katy Perry went on Australian talk show Sunrise this week to promote her tour, and thus began the feud over the Miley Cyrus Bangerz concert kiss.
The Roar singer opened up about the moment that had fanboys everywhere retweeting the snapshot of the pop stars locking lips, E! News reports.
Here’s what Katy said: “I just walked up to her to give her like a friendly girly kiss, you know, as girls do, and then she like tried to move her head and go deeper and I pulled away.”
She then said aloud what the rest of the world was thinking: “God knows where that tongue has been. … We don’t know! That tongue is so infamous!”
Kimye's big day is almost (being forced) upon us.
Expect your Save the Date card in the mail any day now: Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will tie the knot on May 24 in Paris, People reports. (Not at the Palace of Versailles, where they originally hoped to get hitched.)
Apparently the wedding is going to be an intimate affair.
“It won’t be a huge wedding. Around 150 people,” a source tells People. Right. Plus the production crew.
The magazine also says that Kim and Kanye’s daughter, North West, who turns 1 on June 15, will have a role in the wedding. Will the girl even be able to walk yet?
The pair got engaged last October in an extremely elaborate proposal that included a stadium, an orchestra and a giant diamond. So we’re sure their wedding be quaint.Full Story
Shock, horror: Lindsay Lohan wasn't the easiest to work with.
Spoiler alert: The filming of Lindsay Lohan’s OWN reality show did not go off without a hitch. Also, apparently it’s not the wisest to accept an opportunity from Oprah Winfrey if you’re just going to mess around and not give any hecks, Lilo-style.
The first preview for the Mean Girls star’s docu-drama reveals what we’ve been reading for months, that Lindsay had slipped back into her flaky ways. She subsequently got, well, owned by O, Radar Online reports.
In the clip, Winfrey is steaming after finding out that the embattled star was canceling shoots with her camera crew. This was right around the time rumors were swirling that the 27-year-old, who had just finished rehab, was drinking again.
“This is exactly what everybody said was going to happen,” Oprah said, “and I believed differently.”
To Lohan the media mogul said, “My truth is that I really do want you to win. I really do. If that isn’t what you want, I’m okay with that. I will tell these guys to pack up and leave.”
Ouch. That’s like the ol’ “I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed” with a side threat of “I’ll take away your spotlight.” …Full Story