Another day, another celebrity penis threat - this time featuring John Cusack
First, rapper Iggy Azalea threatened to chop off her fiance’s “meat” if Los Angeles Laker Nick Young ever cheated on her again. Now, a woman has threatened to curse John Cusack’s unit with a “black candle spell” that would make him impotent for life.
According to TMZ, that was enough for a judge to grant Cusack a restraining order against the woman who has shown up at his house repeatedly and sent creepy emails to his sister-in-law — though you would think those unexpected visits would have been enough.
Marieretno Subali is now required to stay 100 yards away from Cusack and cut contact with his brother and sister-in-law.