Blogger's note: Joshua Gillin is now leaving the building
For the six people who care -- and that includes my mother and my wife -- today is my last day blogging for The Juice*. It's been seven (!) incredibly fun years, but that's more than enough Justin Bieber and Kimye for anyone. I'll be back to tie things up with the 2014 Juice*y Awards on Dec. 20 (and I'll always be on the Twitters at @jpgillin), but be sure to keep following new Juice* maestro Lydia Harvey, who will keep the spirit of The Juice* alive. And by that, I mean she's going to rip on reality shows and poke fun at absurd behavior just as much as I did. And everyone, please pray for Lindsay Lohan. The girl really needs it.
And now is the time on The Juice* when we dance!