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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and her famous right leg are enshrined in wax

Just what Brad Pitt always wanted for his 50th birthday! A wax figure that lacks even a single ounce of handsome.

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Just what Brad Pitt always wanted for his 50th birthday! A wax figure that lacks even a single ounce of handsome.

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We thought we’d never have to be reminded of the in-your-face, bizarre awkwardness that was Angelina Jolie’s right leg circa the 2012 Academy Awards, but alas, Madame Tussauds unveiled new wax figures for Brangelina, and BAM! There’s the leg.

The figures were created ahead of Brad Pitt’s 50th birthday, which was Wednesday.

Now we are left with just a few questions.

A.) Brad Pitt is 50 years old? (!)

B.) Did they mean to make him look like a 70-year-old cavemen, or is his face just melting?

C.) How much does this lady get paid to coif the hair of a stationary figure?

At any rate, at least this birthday honor is for real, as opposed to the $20 million heart-shaped island Angelina didn’t buy for Brad for his birthday. For shame.

[Last modified: Wednesday, December 18, 2013 6:29pm]

    

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