1. Lindsay Lohan reportedly made out with DJ ladypal Samantha Ronson aboard Sean "Diddy" Combs' yacht, Fox News says. Photos of the two necking and/or heavy petting (depending on which Eisenhower-era euphamism you prefer) are spreading around the Web. We don't have any of those photos, but here's a shot of what Lindsay wore to the Dolce & Gabbana party on Friday:

2. Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong got super up-close-and-personal at the D&G party, and were later photographed driving around together. Here's how Kate looked at the party:

3. Benicio Del Toro won an award, presumably for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Squinting:

4. Rose McGowan showed up in this. Good to know she's healing nicely after having her leg replaced with a machine gun in Grind House:

5. Sean Penn, Robert De Niro and Catherine Deneuve went head-to-head for the title of Dourest-Looking Celebrity:

6. Also, Sean Penn likes to smoke on the red carpet:

7. This photo happened:

8. Philip Seymour Hoffman's beard ate three people:

9. Milla Jovovich really, really wanted you to notice that she's showing a lot of leg:

10. Mike Tyson was there. Also, he is in need of a tailor:

(Photos: LiLo, Benicio, angry actors, De Niro, Hoffman, Tyson, AP; Rose, Kate, Milla, Getty Images.)