Adnan Ghalib has a Britney Spears sex tape
Today's candidate for Most Deserving of Karmic Retribution, former Britney Spears leech Adnan Ghalib, told some magazine called Heat that he does indeed have a sex tape of him and the singer, who has been busy pulling herself from the last year's downward spiral.
"There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries," he said. "Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further."
An anonymous source, who is probably just Adnan's cousin or something who watched it, tells the U.K.'s Sun that in the two-hour tape that Spears is naked, save that pink bob wig she took to wearing after she shaved her head. But don't let that stop you from thinking Ghalid isn't taking the high road.
"I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney," he swears. Because recording a drug-addled, emotionally vulnerable meal ticket having sex with some loser during a vacation in Mexico is about all the detail we need.
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