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Ah, but the joke's really on Brooke Hogan

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Brooke Hogan, that awesome wunderkind who excels at leeching off her dad's celebrity, posted a message on her MySpace page deriding dumb gossip blogs like The Juice*. By actually stringing several words together in a coherent thought, she makes us want to down Percocet by the handful when she posts:

Tbdbrookehogan081208 LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....

It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think of...um.... don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Love Always, Brooke

Truly, we're crying in our Froot Loops over this. In fact, The Juice* weeps openly whenever we make snide comments about the faults of the overpaid and self-absorbed, because under our iron-hard shell of hate lies a weak and shallow pool of self-loathing (at least, that's what the fan mail tells us). But the funny part? If outlets like The Juice* didn't write about Brooke, absolutely no one would know who she was. Oh, what a conundrum.

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:56am]

    

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