Alanis Morissette married some guy named Souleye
Let's head back to the '90s and divulge that Alanis Morissette, who gave us the angriest scorned-woman anthem of all time, has gotten married. Miracles do happen! Whatever you do, just don't break up with her, dude.
Morrissette married rapper (and we use the term loosely) Souleye -- nee Mario Treadway -- at a tiny ceremony with family at their L.A. home on May 22, People reports. It is the first marriage for both.
Treadway is 30, and Morrissette said her vows a week before turning 36. Does she win some kind of estrogen contest for that or something?
[Photo: We can't find one of her and her husband, but here's one of Alanis a mere four days before the wedding took place. We hope she didn't wear this dress to the ceremony. Getty Images]