Alicia Silverstone feeds her son chewed food, while Mad Men's January Jones eats her own placenta
It's time to take part in a favorite pastime of not just Juice*heads, but Americans all across the country: Ridiculing how other people raise their kids (because your brats are such perfect little angels, natch). Close your ears, Baby Juice*, because Alicia Silverstone posted a video online showing her feeding her 11-month-old son Bear Blu. By chewing his food for him. And the Big Bird jokes start in five ... four... three ....
"I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum!" she wrote on TheKindLife.com. "I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!"
You can gasp and groan all you want by watching the video above; just post your incredulous comments below. You may want to wait until you hear about how Mad Men's January Jones eats her own placenta, though.
The actress was telling People how she managed to get back to work only six or seven weeks after having 6-month-old son Xander Dane, so she spilled the beans on the best energy booster since trail mix: "I have a great doula who makes sure I'm eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation." Wait, what?
"Your placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins," she said. "It's something I was very hesitant about, but we're the only mammals who don't ingest our own placentas. It's not witch-crafty or anything! I suggest it to all moms!" She has a point, but we're also the only mammals with thumbs and the ability to reason, so let's not go emulating everything the animal kingdom does, mmmkay?