Amy Winehouse wants to be a rapper, huh?
Darkest of all unearthly horrors, it looks like Amy Winehouse is taking up a rap career. If only there were some way for people to not buy her albums and still this madness!
Actually, an ear-splitting YouTube video of Wino and backup singer Zalon is just the tabloid darling messing around in a recording studio. Although why anyone who has sung with Mariah Carey, Blu Cantrell and Lil' John is crooning his way through this is beyond The Juice*'s capacity for reason. Watch it above, if you dare.
If you like the Zalon parts, good news: He's got an album coming out later this year, Entertainment Weekly reports, with Mark Ronson co-producing. Six degrees says Lindsay Lohan could enter this item at any moment, so we'll end it now.