U.K. blog FemaleFirst lets us know what Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been up to on their vacation Rome: unbridled monkey lovin’. The site quotes More magazine’s account of activities at the Hotel de Russie: “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time,” a source says. “This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.” You know, Jessica’s career is in a pretty sad state when this is all we can write about her.

[Photo: Jessica Simpson's photo op with Mexican orphans in Nuevo Laredo on March 25. we didn't write about it because she seemed to desperate. AP]