And this woman wants us to believe she cares about orphans
U.K. blog FemaleFirst lets us know what Jessica Simpson and John Mayer have been up to on their vacation Rome: unbridled monkey lovin’. The site quotes More magazine’s account of activities at the Hotel de Russie: “Jessica and John got back fairly early and stayed in all night. But by the sounds of it, they didn’t get to sleep for a long time,” a source says. “This woman was saying she couldn’t believe Jessica sounded like she was getting it on so loudly in the room next door.” You know, Jessica’s career is in a pretty sad state when this is all we can write about her.
[Photo: Jessica Simpson's photo op with Mexican orphans in Nuevo Laredo on March 25. we didn't write about it because she seemed to desperate. AP]