Angelina Jolie's doctor says babies aren't near
Angelina Jolie's obstetrician, Dr. Michael Sussman, told reporters at Lenval Hospital in Nice, France, that the 32-year-old actress was doing fince and was not about to give birth. She has apparently been checked in for monitoring, not delivery, the BBC says.
"Mrs. Angelina Jolie and her husband, Brad Pitt, told me to tell you that she is doing absolutely fine," Sussman said, forgetting the two aren't married (or are they?? DUM DUM DUUUMMM). "Her hospitalization at this stage in her pregnancy is totally normal for a patient who had a Cesarean during her first pregnancy."
Weeks? How can The Juice* set our DVRs to that kind of estimate?
[Photos: Sussman, top, and Pitt outside the hospital with Shiloh and Zahara, right. Click to enlarge. AP]