Angelina Jolie's tattoo is Brad Pitt's birthplace
Remember that photo we ran yesterday of Angelina Jolie in Tunisia, in which the most important thing our feeble American celeb-obsessed minds could notice was the seventh set of coordinates tattooed on her left shoulder? Well, it turns out it's not a seventh kid being added to her brood, but rather the latitude and longitude of Brad Pitt's birthplace in Shawnee, Okla. Aw darn, we were hoping to get to make a Snow White reference.
"She got the seventh line right around the time she and Brad moved the kids back to L.A.," a source told InTouch Weekly. The ink "signifies family unity" and Angie's agreement to Brad's wish that the globetrotting family find a place to settle down. That must mean no more trips to France for months on end. But geez, why would you pick L.A., of all places? Yuck.
The 35-year-old's tattoo is supposed to be a permanent committment to the family, the source says, but we are highly dubious. Doesn't anyone remember how she put "Billy Bob" on her dragon tat when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton?
[Photo: We're sure this Somali woman really cares about all this. U.N. via Getty Images]