Angelina Jolie's twins aren't born, but dad's OK
While paparazzi and entertainment reporters are staking out the French village of Correns like Saddam Hussein's fabled cache of WMDs are hidden there, The Juice* continues to relay word that Angelina Jolie's twins haven't yet been born.
The AP says both Jolie's and Brad Pitt's managers have stated reports of the births are "not true," with helicopters flying over their newly purchased estate and photographers camped out near the manor's entrance. About all we can say about that is we wished bank regulators had paid that much attention when so many 5/1 ARMs were being written a couple years back.
Meanwhile, a real interview Angie gave to a real newspaper, the Sydney Morning-Herald, turned up an interesting quote about her estranged dad, Jon Voight.
"I think sometimes you have to distance yourself from relationships you feel are unhealthy for you," she said. "But we have spoken recently and we are going to try to get to know each other and maybe try not to be this daddy and daughter, but to be there for each other as friends in the coming years."
So just wait for it; People will pay $10 billion for pics of teh new twins with grandpa. But since the Morning-Herald reports she gives away a third of her income, that's just $3.3 billion more for charity.