Aniston works, Sandler and Simpson hurt
• Jennifer Aniston and her producing pal Kristin Hahn have formed their own company, Echo Films, to make movie magic, starting with a deal at Universal, Variety reports. The Juice*’s recommended plot: A hot, young actress is married to a heartthrob who leaves her for a hotter young actress, leaving the jilted lover to take several years before finally moving on with her life.
• Adam Sandler broke his ankle over the weekend playing basketball, but shooting for his Disney movie Bedtime Stories won’t be affected, the AP says. Seriously, how much work is lying in bed telling stories to children?
• Did you hear about In Touch’s report that Jessica Simpson was in the hospital for a minor kidney infection, but was released Monday? Did you care? Yeah, neither did we.