Anna Nicole gave us more laughs just by being herself
Anna Nicole Smith’s final movie, a sci-fi mess called Illegal Aliens, is so cringe-worthy that even curious fans may not want to bother, the New York Post says. The vehicle’s plot, such as it is, involves a trio of aliens assigned to protect earth from Joanie Laurer, a.k.a. former wrestler Chyna. The hilarious part involves the dialogue Anna’s character must spout, including lines like, “To pee or not to pee. That is the question. I think I’ll pee.” and “Nobody sticks a missile in Lucy’s butt and gets away with it.” Looks like either way, Anna’s acting career was dead.